ALL HAIL THE HARLEQUIN BABY
looks sincere and a little shady
his eyes bulge and he drinks his shandy
as he lies in bed and stares at bambi
the deer cried 'mummy' and he licks his lips
dreamin of big black booties and shakin hips
his mouth is bloody and his skin is scaly
a tear drops his eye as he wispers "Haley"...
the love of his life? it's only an hour
"but i can use my mind, my strongest power"
his bubbling heart and melting lungs
he knows he has to pull out all his guns
just to live and not to expire
and theres a light in his eyes that shows a desire
to live, not sink beneath the mire
or to fall into the pits of fire
but no, he's gone, crushed down by life
and all its trials, pain and strife
night night, dear harley, thou cursed freak
we can hear what your saying even thought you dont speak
because you have no teeth now fuck off and die
into the night, harlequin baby... goodbye